Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them. <3

 

spankmehardbarry:

some of you take compliments as if ur supposed to get them and yeah yeah u have heard it all. it’s like, that person who you don’t even know literally took time out of their day to fucking give you an ego boost and i think that’s really fucking cool so it can’t hurt to give them back a little bit of appreciation or acknowledgement.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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trans-vegan:

lacking-material:

ohmybutteredbiscuits:

thiS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR

hey it’s not a bad idea.

Not to mention it could also be used for fires, since crap happens.This is a pretty great idea. Too bad the likelihood of it being applied is fairly low.

trans-vegan:

lacking-material:

ohmybutteredbiscuits:

thiS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR

hey it’s not a bad idea.

Not to mention it could also be used for fires, since crap happens.
This is a pretty great idea. Too bad the likelihood of it being applied is fairly low.

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